Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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I saw a shovel once.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Anti Joke

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