Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Are you a human?

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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