wanna hear a joke? not really

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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PENlS.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Where's my tractor?

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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