A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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anti jokes

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Sorry boss

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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