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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

2 women were sitting quietly

Do you need any assistance?

Blarg

Yo mamas so fat.