A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

what is big and white? the moon

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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