women outside of the kitchen

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

No. Yes.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

asian drivers.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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