My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Your time.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

your a towel.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Women's Rights.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

JEWS

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

connor sucks

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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