A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Sorry boss

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Which one is hardest?

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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