Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Land Rovers

Joe Biden

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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