- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

democracy

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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