Will you marry me?

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Wade's the father

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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