What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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