Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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women have rights

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Can I touch it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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