- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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