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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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