- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

baby loves lalma

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

potatoes

whats round and like a ball a ball

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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