Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats better than 24................. 25

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

a catholic priest and a young boy

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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