- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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