Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Joe Biden

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Land Rovers

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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women's rights

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

guess what what? nothing.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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