A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Anti Joke

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