why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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a retard lost...

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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