friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Anti Joke

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