Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Farts smell bad!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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