- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Chang is funny.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Murder me once, shame on you.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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