Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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a black guy leaves prison

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why?

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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