- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the child step on a ball?

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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