- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

like for a handjob.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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