A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Will you marry me?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Wade's the father

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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