You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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