What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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poop

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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baby loves lalma

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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potatoes

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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