- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

women's rights

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Joay impistato is a fig

Susie has Autism

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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