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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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