(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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9/11

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a black guy leaves prison

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What's clear and wet? water

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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justin bieber

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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