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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Black people. They are so kind.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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