- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Yes?

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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