What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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why?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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