Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What is a question?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Can I touch it?

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Farts smell bad!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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