Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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The horse said "nay."

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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The penn state football administration

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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