What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

i'm not gay

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Please spell dyslexia.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Ken wins!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

what is stupid and reading this you

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