- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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