What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Vagina ass.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Yo daddy!

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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