- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What is a question?

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Can I touch it?

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Farts smell bad!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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