What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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rape that shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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