- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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