- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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