- Anti Joke

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

weiner? balls

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the clock say? The time.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.