You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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NASCAR

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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