- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Alex Eggbert

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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