- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Women's sports

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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