Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anagram.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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