- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What's better than sex? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

what is white and red all over? a ginger

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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