Sorry boss

thumb_up thumb_down +51

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Nobody cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

thumb_up thumb_down +39

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops