There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Gestapo.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Like this joke

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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