- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Murder me once, shame on you.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

black people

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Ebola

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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