What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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