- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Looks through the peephole.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Woman's Rights.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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