What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's up? A direction...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Black People.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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