- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What is the best part about football The scoring

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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