When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What is a question?

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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