whats long and black? a baton

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connor sucks

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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The 13th Amendment...

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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42

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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