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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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