Bin Laden is dead.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Women's sports

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Black Veil Brides.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A russian gives away vodka.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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