What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

PUDDING

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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