- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Women's football

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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