- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

knock knock go away ok

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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democracy

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Women's rights

Penis-Pump

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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