Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Woman's rights

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Women

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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nine...eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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