roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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