- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Banana wrote this...

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Homework.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Hello

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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