Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Gadaffi

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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women

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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¿melano?

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Hi.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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