why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Ass

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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