Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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